Damn, You Research In Motion

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Here is a guy that after all the hard work and labor of becoming Mr. Witherspoon, can't get a break. Ryan Phillippe, reportedly got busted by his BlackBerry (been there). According to that Bastian of Starfuckin*; The Enquirer. Reese suspected Ryan of having an affair with actress Abbie Cornish (this chick) after discovering “intimate” messages to Abbie from Ryan on his BlackBerry.

Damn you BlackBerry, you people need to come up with a wife/gf sensor to keep prying (and expensive) eyes out of Messages.

Now, why can’t a guy have his cake (with kids), and eat it too (Australian cuties), come on ladies, I'll be there when you wake up.

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