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This Must be the place!

Music Video: THIS MUST BE THE PLACE (by Talking Heads) Home is where i want to be Pick me up and turn me round I feel numb - burn with a weak heart (so i) guess i must be having fun The less we say about it the better Make it up as we go along Feet on the ground Head in the sky It's ok i know nothing's wrong . . nothing Hi yo i got plenty of time Hi yo you got light in your eyes And you're standing here beside me I love the passing of time Never for money Always for love Cover up + say goodnight . . . say goodnight Home - is where i want to be But i guess i'm already there I come home - -she lifted up her wings Guess that this must be the place I can't tell one from another Did i find you, or you find me? There was a time before we were born If someone asks, this where i'll be . . . where i'll be Hi yo we drift in and out Hi yo sing into my mouth Out of all those kinds of people You got a face with a view I'm just an animal looking for a home Share

The Best Gift EVER!!!

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You know you want it. Don't make that face. Forget Montovani sings Incubus . This is the MUST-HAVE ALBUM of the year. Just listen to Chuck deliver The Sixth Day , and tell me you don't want some. GO GET SOME! From my COLD DEAD HANDS !!!

My Little Vacation

Hello all, I know it may seem as though I've neglected to say anything for a while (except for singing the praises of William Sledd), but I really have been working hard on trying to find more time for y'all. In the coming days you will be seeing more of my wonderful humor, wit and opinions. Once again I apologize for the wait. But hey you MoFo's don't pay the mortgage, I got clients to feed.

I like William Sledd!!!

For obvious reasons I have mad respect for anyone with the balls to show the world just how cooky they can be, and William Sledd is just that type of guy. Check it out and let me know what you think. Although, I could do without the Paris Hilton. The song is nasty catchy! BEWARE!

Even Stoopid People!

Captialism at it's finest

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Here is screenshot of Ebay at 10:30am Friday November 17th. 2006. Remember this folks, for as long as you live. Not only are people literally asking folks to grab their ankles, but to add insult to the No-Lube intrusion, Asshole Number 3 is actually asking for 40 bucks shipping. What a COCK! I must admit, there is something to be said for those that will endure a Wisconsin November night (or in some cases several nights), just to get their hands on Sony's latest buggy Opus, but you must admit there is something seriously wrong about charging others who have jobs both arms and a testicle just for the privilege to play with it. Not to mention the fact that if you actually consider paying this dope for something that within 2 months will be everywhere. You deserve the Straight, No Chaser treatment.

Thoughts and opinions from an otherwise uniformed schmuck!

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I've been pretty silent this weekend, as I've had a good amount of time to reflect on the past week (the election, the Holiday movies, the state of my life, Ed Bradley , Palestine, John Bolton's hopeful unemployment , and the Rock, Paper Scissors Championship in Toronto). Maybe, its the weather that has me so blah lately, but for some reason I can't seem to concentrate nor think about anything at all. So rather than sit and play Fight Night Round 3 anymore I decided to share my general malaise with the rest of the world. Election - yeah you already know I'm happy. Holiday Movies - Why would a studio release Santa Clause 3 before Halloween? It'll be gone by the time anyone actually is in the mood to see it. (ok, fine the mood will never come - but heck why not release it in August then). State of My life - I don't know you people... I'm not saying a thing to y'all Ed Bradley - This is way too tough for me. Last Year after losing Peter Jennings I swor

Blood Diamonds Trailer

You know it's about time, we had something social and thought provoking to watch over the Christmas holiday. Of course, there is already Industry fear and spin . This is my first must see of the year (Yeah, I know it's November). What do you think? ( TRANSLATION - Leave a Comment you lazy bastards )

Leave my Nickel ALONE !

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Look people, this man has done a lot of good and we need to leave him alone (for a little while at least). I don't want to hear anymore snarks about Mr. Spears, World Best-Paid Sperm Bank or Wigger Number 1 . I think we should offer K-Fed our heartfelt consolation at the dissolution (or, so it seems) of his marriage. You can tell he really cared about Brittany (keep your remarks to yourself) and his kids. I grew up around many guys that put Mister Federline to shame and I will always have fond memories of all of them. Like Mr. David Witzel (who I hope that from his name you can picture what he looks like) who showed up at an 8th Grade Picture day wearing a "Too Black, Too Strong" T-Shirt and several years later sold me the most poisonous bag of marijuana ever produced (at a great discount mind you). Now think of David Witzel and the countless other wiggers out there that would love, just to be loved like K-Fed has been over the last two years. Mr. FedEX is now confron

51, WE GOT 51 !!!

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Concerning Virginia, I have a lot of things of things to be upset about (Traffic, Cheap Gas, Numerous insane ex's, Pat Robertson). However, this morning I am proud and... still somewhat upset. James Webb the former Reagan employee (for all of a month or two, before calling his boss an idiot), has been declared the winner in one of the tightest and nastiest Senate races by the Associated Press. The good thing about this is the voters of the Commonwealth have gotten rid of one our countries most idiotic (racist) and lame-brained people around, and traded him for someone who is well lets say, non-dynamic. Even though Webb doesn't translate well into the American idiom of "would I like to have a beer with him", he does translate into change, and if we learned anything from this election is that Americans wanted change. Constantly seen making his "big as a house" pregnant wife walk along with him, Jim Webb and his fractured smile has not only given the country

America; Wake Up and Meet your Government !

Notable Senate Races (winners in Red ) Arizona - Kyl v. Pederson. We knew this would happen, no reason surprise. It was all that hatred of brown people running through “backyards”. Connecticut - Lieberman v. Lamont. Whatever, Joe. You had better watch your bullshit from now on. Damn Ned, we were really rootin’ for ya New York - Clinton v. Spencer. Another Prediction, I win. New Jersey - Menendez v. Kean Jr. While I’m not on record as picking a winner (too busy making IROC Z28 jokes), I knew who would win. Pennslyvania - Casey v. Santorum. Bye-bye Ricky-Baby Rhode Island - Whitehouse v. Chafee. This was a complete surprise for me. I could have sworn Old Linc’ was coming back to town. Maryland - Cardin v. Steele - Not that much of a surprise, even though Ben Cardin got his head handed to him in every debate. Michael Steele is a formidable foe, this won’t be the last time you hear his name. Minnesota - Klobuchar v. Kennedy. Amy (meow) with the smiling face.

Cee yoU Next Tuesday !

Today Ann Coulter and her ilk, get a reprieve. It's Election Day go Vote You Lolligaggers!

I’m Mike Jones (don’t act like don’t know the name)

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Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me Yeah, that’s right I’m Mike Jones (all you Evangelical haters can buy a bag*). Now, Poor Pastor Ted Haggard, another GOP hypocrite in the world of gay bashing drug addict scumbags, bought a bag and threw it away. But it’s about time, somebody said something about this horseshit, and the path that we’re going down. Befo' I came up in the game these hoes didn't show no love Why do people continue to listen to these zealots, and why is it such a shock when they found to be liars? When it is plainly obvious that all that happens is they’re proven worst than everything they preach against. Bash Gays = The guy sucks cock on the on Monday Afternoon Hate Drugs = He’s got an 8-ball in his pocket while delivers his sermon Hate Sex = They run a brothel in Thailand (complete with 8 year-old boys) Hate Music = They secretly have every Kirk Franklin album (even the bootlegs) They see me in the c

Hollywood is a Strange and Awful Place.

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Before I get into today's posting, I want to take this time out to display something very near and dear to my heart. The Shoe is on EBay! (lookin’ as busted as Buckwild herself) With that out of the way onto the goodies. Halloween Show and Tell. Now most of you know, I am the last person on earth that could be considered a starfucker, but yes, like you I often dabble in the art. Now just to give you fair warning. These people delusional (with capitol E). When did Glitter get back to reality? If you ever thought they (Ms. Klum and Seal) weren’t perfectly matched before… Look, Paris found someone to hang out with that attracts more attention than she (with her face covered), we'll see how long that friendship lasts. I Love Bill Maher, but...? Chris Klein ... uno. Jennifer Love Hewitt as The Little Tramp. OK fine she wins Here's Beepo the Mime, looking Toe-Riffic What a surprise, Little Miss Piggy - dressed like a hooker. ...and the winner is.. DATS MY NICKEL.

Damn, You Research In Motion

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Here is a guy that after all the hard work and labor of becoming Mr. Witherspoon, can't get a break. Ryan Phillippe, reportedly got busted by his BlackBerry (been there). According to that Bastian of Starfuckin*; The Enquirer. Reese suspected Ryan of having an affair with actress Abbie Cornish ( this chick ) after discovering “intimate” messages to Abbie from Ryan on his BlackBerry. Damn you BlackBerry, you people need to come up with a wife/gf sensor to keep prying (and expensive) eyes out of Messages. Now, why can’t a guy have his cake (with kids), and eat it too (Australian cuties), come on ladies, I'll be there when you wake up.

John Kerry was right !

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Happy November 1st - Plan your Epitaph Day That’s right kiddies, keep screwing up in school, spend all your days on MySpace, YouTube and smoking the reefers and you will end up like these fine Americans. 1. A man with mischief afoot, entered a home and licked the toe of a sleeping woman over the weekend, police said. The man reportedly licked the woman's left big toe while she was sleeping early Sunday, the Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers reported. The woman was sleeping next to her husband, who chased the suspect from the house and down the street. The suspect was wearing a black, hooded sweat shirt, white shorts and white shoes. 2 - Elizabeth Bragg, 23, was convicted in January in Huntington , Ind. , when her 4-year-old stepdaughter suffered a car injury. According to the prosecutor, Bragg, intending to punish the girl for misbehaving, told her other kids to "hang on" but then unfastened the belt in the misbehaving girl's car seat, and slammed on th

Ann of a Thousand Lays - C.U.N.T.R.A.N.T

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As always my Tuesday tribute to Miss Comet herself (if you don't know what that's about - believe me you probably don’t want to know, if your brave enough to take read this whole posting), Ann Coulter. This is a reprint of an article that Salon.com and I have kept alive for all these years. Enjoy. Ann of a thousand lays Ten modest proposals to help Ann Coulter get a date. Editor's Note: Clinton-hating pinup girl, talk-radio poobah, George magazine columnist and possible congressional candidate Ann Coulter recently lamented that she was having trouble getting dates in the nation's capital -- a situation rendered even more poignant by a recent report in Glamour that "One in four D.C. dudes expects to do the nasty on date No. 1, the highest percentage of any city surveyed." Herewith, as part of Salon's attempt to promote national reconciliation and sexual healing, we offer some tips for Ms. Coulter. - - - - - - - - - - - - By Thor Hesla June 25, 199

More Love !!!

The new trailer for the Dixie Chicks Documentary (which is causing new calls of censorship), I'm sure your all looking forward to it.

Sunday Politicking (10/29/06)

In keeping with the new tradition of Sunday Morning Politics, I want to take the time to go over key house races today. Therefore it's only right that I take the time out and make sure that every nook and cranny is covered. But… there are some problems. Problem 1, is that most great Congresspeople are leaving the House of Commons for the most prestiguous House of Lords (that's the Senate for all you non-anglophiles out there) Problem 2, House Races are BOOORING! - Who are these people? Do I really care who is winning in the 22 nd district of Florida, should I even know who's running? NO! So how about this – I give you the link, let you look at it for yourself, and make up your own snarkly comments about these millioniares in waiting. The Coolest Political Map & Link Ever Made! If your lucky, I'll have more after the Heads stop Talking.

Everbody Hates Ned Flanders

Written & Performed - Homer Jay Simpson Everybody in the USA, Hates their stupid neighbor, He's Flanders and he's really, really laaaaame, Flanders tried to wreck my song, His views on birth control are wrong, I hate his guts and Flanders is his name F-L-A-N-R-D-S! He's the man that I hate best, I'd like to see his house go up in flames. F-L-A! His name is Ned! E-R-S! It's a stupid name, he's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No. You can't upset him even slightly, He just smiles and nods politely, Then goes home and worships nightly, His leftorium, is an emporium, of woe. F-L-A! Don't yell at Ned, D-E-R! His wife is dead, Everybody hates that stupid jerk. Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing, Filling clubs with angry valentinos. You don't have to move your feet, Just hate Flanders to the disco beat, He's your perky peppy nightmare neighborino. If you despise polite left-handers, Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders, Or his

What happended to good ol' American Revolt?

While watching my newest Netflix delivery (that the mailman didn’t break in half trying to stuff in my mailbox) something occurred to me tonight. The movie was Network, the 1976 Oscar winning film for Faye Dunaway, Peter Finch*, Beatrice Straight and Paddy Chayefsky. The immortal words of Finch’s character Howard Beale, “I’m mad as Hell; and I’m not going to take it any more” keep ringing in my head. However, it’s not only those words in that line that sticks out and leads me into introspection this morning. It’s the words that come before and after in subsequent scenes that really ring true in my head. Words like… “And woe is us! We're in a lot of trouble!! So, a rich little man with white hair died. What does that got to do with the price of rice, right? And why is that woe to us; Because less than 3 percent of you people read books”. Because less than 15 percent of you read newspapers. Because the only truth you know is what you get over this tube (television). Right n

NEW TOYs - Sharp LCD's (Reveiw to Follow)

Sharp, a worldwide leader in flat-panel Liquid Crystal Display Televisions (LCD TV), is advancing beyond the competition once again with the introduction of the first models ever produced in a generation 8 LCD factory. Today, Sharp announced two new widescreen, full-HD 1080p AQUOS® sets in new screen sizes, 46-inch (LC-46D62U) and 52-inch (LC-52D62U), produced at Sharp's groundbreaking new LCD plant, Kameyama No. 2. The Kameyama No. 2 plant began production operation in early August and will enable Sharp to build the most advanced flat-panel televisions in the world, and also help to meet the growing demand for competitively-priced large-screen high-definition (HD) LCD TVs in the U.S. Sharp's new D62U models feature a dramatically enhanced black level, producing a breathtaking picture quality that is second to none, and an elegant, new, fluid design that redefines the standard for flat-panel display. "With our new state-of-the-art factory, Sharp is advancing the LCD indu

Do you remeber your First Time?

I just noticed something - Are my posts somewhat “left-leaning”? Come on don’t be shy, tell me. Do I sound like Angela Davis’ and Howard Dean’s love child? I don’t want to; really, I want to take this timeout to stress that, the GOP is not entirely filled with alcoholic pedophiles, which would rather line their pockets with our money, than use our money to better our lives. I don’t want to say that. People like Lincoln Chaffee, Tom Coburn, Jon Kyl, Kay Bailey Hutchinson (meow), and John McCain are not bad people. They don’t do bad things, or say even sadder things. These are the good ones. Along with many more - heck, look at, Al D’Amato . It’s just that the GOP like the Dam’s need housecleaning. Heck, I’ll be just as happy seeing Rick Santorum leave, as I was seeing Cynthia McKinney get her walking papers (thank you, Georgia ). The people in those states need to use the constitution power that our fore-uncles gave us, and use it to clean the spiders from the corners. So please don&#

Sunday Politics Round-Up (Senate)

Being a New Yorker transplanted in a place with no voting rights (DC), has always lead me to my most consuming addiction; Politics. So here is the wrap-up for Sunday October 22, 2006 (I’m we’ll all look back and laugh, in 18 days when I’m proven correct) My Predication (YES, it counts) - Democratic Wins - Senate - 8, and a healthy beating for Katherine Harris) New York - Clinton v. Spencer. Yeah right, Hilly’s going to take this guy to woodshed. Anyone with a half-a-brain knows you can’t win in New York when you make the “mistake” of calling Italian’s - “goombahs”. Then you have the gall to father one kid with an aide, while being married to someone else. Any good Republican knows if you going to bang the mail-room intern you got to’ wrap it up. Who does this guy think he is Strom Thurmond? Minnesota - Kennedy v. Klobuchar. Klobuchar is a LOCK! I’m not sure how many other watched these two duke it on Meet The Press last week, but I do remember saying to myself over and over again

Procrastination!

I have to say as with most things in life, I'm late. I learned about bloggerspot and blogger nearly 6 years ago, and yet this is my first foray into the land of "online journaling". I know what your thinking, what a procrastinating bum, right? Well maybe, I had nothing interesting to say, ever think of that... (as if I'm some sort of fountain of wisdom nowadays). Well in any case your right. So I'm thinking this will be my place to share thoughts and highlights of my otherwise mudane (albiet excitingly so) life with the world. So heeeeerrrrrreeeee we go... enjoy